June 21, 2006

Sewer Parasites Infect City

In the latest of local and national government cover-ups, an invasion of parasitic sewer dwellers has been pushed to the side by what is called the “reliable media.” Demanding compensation for the ruin of what they call their sewers through the city’s tough Clean Up program, the monstrous beasts claim that food and money pickings have been slim. Refusing to even negotiate, the creatures laid down a layer of stench and filth in Trails Park, the area’s newest botanical garden.

This measure backfired. The police and Special Forces teams dispatched the gluttonous savages with a minimum of force and firepower, forcing them into a contained area before capturing them and sending them off to be studied. As specimens, they will contribute to a society they have fed off of for years without aiding in the least. And next year’s roses are predicted to be even more beautiful than this year’s crop.

Posted by Nicole Vigil at 08:40 AM | Comments (0)