August 30, 2005
Raining Cats and Dogs
Well, kittens at least. A huge storm in Bluff City turned up two homeless refugees.
Pictures below.
If anyone knows the family of these lost soulds, please contact the Chronicle.
August 05, 2005
Local Clergy Removed From Church For Being A Werewolf
The pastor of a local church has been dismissed from duties. The church cited "personal reasons" for the clergyman's dismissal. The BCC has discovered the real reason.
The pastor is a werewolf. So, apparently it is okay within the church to be a wolf in clergy clothing as long as you are not a werewolf in clergy clothing.
Recently the church came under fire as several of its clergy and high-ranking members were found taking part in an International Pedophile scheme. As reported on the news and in local papers, several church leaders were found to be molesting their newly adopted foreign sons. None of these leaders have been dismissed.
In a possible effort to avoid further scandal, the church has dismissed the only leader in their church not associated with the above case. The BCC plans to keep the public informed of this lycanthrope injustice.
August 03, 2005
Alien Scout Disguised as Common Pekingese
Isn't he cute?