The Bluff City Chronicle

Luchadore Clones Clean Up Downtown Crime

Wrestling fans need only tune into the local news to see a popular mat slammer's bretheren doing good for the Bluff City community. Two carjackings, a robbery, and three muggings are only a few things these stars of the ring have stopped in order to aid and protect their community. The BCC will continue to provide updates on this sensational new development.