Who is really surprised? With Ms. Standford, the porn star, returning to her converted church home to film a new feature, Bluff City's own Bigfoot returned for a secret tryst with his buoyant lover. Ms. Standford's PR rep denies claims of a secret marriage between the beautiful star of GIVE IT TO ME QUICKLY AND MAKE IT ROUGH and her hirsute hunk as ridiculous. Yet several witnesses state they saw a furry bipedal individual lurking around Ms. Standford's home.
Of course, there is the possibility that the local yeti is stalking Ms. Standford, who is headlining at The Jiggle Joint Downtown. But the lack of police activity on this as well as the absence of any court records leads the BCC to believe that the two local celebrities are, in fact lovers.
The BCC will keep the public apprised of this situation.
Posted by Nicole Vigil at July 27, 2005 12:29 PM